WHAT WE WRITE GOOD
Supermarket Sweep is back and I can’t wait to “check” everybody out! Yeah, I said it. Proud of it too.
Kermit: Join Miss Piggy and me for the Disney Holiday Singalong! With a night full of this much magic, music, and fun, who needs presents?
Miss Piggy: Speak for yourself, Frog!
Here at Match Game, our celebrity panel is always “A-List”… meaning we call them from “a list” that my assistant keeps next to the day-old donuts.
Montana is Big Sky Country…clean air, beautiful sunsets…
The kind of place people come to get away for awhile…
Or maybe forever.
Sometimes it’s in a look, a touch, a dream that you can feel down to your bones. Sometimes it’s in a person that makes you think – Oh, I’ve been there… I see you. Hold on…Sometimes it’s reveling in watching the nice girl win … the bad guys lose…or getting to live in someone else’s shoes — and have it change you for the better. But mostly…it’s just about the love of watching something together.
I don’t need your “just ok”…your mediocre… your I’m-only-watching-this cause-I-got-sick-of-scrolling stuff. No. Just give me the good stuff. The jaw-clenching, bone-chilling, did-she-just-kill-that-guy-dressed as-a-pig-wearing-lederhosen stuff?!? The made-ya-think stuff, the “”staunch character” stuff, the I-would-jump-off-a-cliff-to-spend-one-more-second-in-your-arms stuff. Give me the zombie-crunching, heart-racing, family-betraying, cathartic-ugly-cry stuff…the I-just-bought-a-midcentury-barcart-online-at-midnight-to-be-more-like-Don-Draper stuff. The did-I-just-watch-a-Ferrari-outpace-a-freaking-jet plane stuff?! Give me that stuff. The AMC+ stuff. Yeah. Now, that’s the stuff.
Hi, it’s Ryan Reynolds, beloved Canadian treasure. I thought (well, the network lawyers thought) it was important for me to test out all the games on my new family show “Don’t” to make sure they were [makes air quotes] “safe” and less likely to “render you unconscious” while you’re stuck in a “fiery hellscape of Ryan Reynold’s making.” Unquote.
Italy isn’t just a place. It’s a state of mind. Its culture, its people, its story changes depending on the food — and whose table you happen to be at. And luckily… [PULLS OUT A CHAIR at the head of the table] … there’s always a seat for you. Oh. Did I mention there will be cheese?
EAT. DRINK. AND BE STANLEY.